Friday, February 13, 2009

I REMEMBERED! i told you i would!

SO! at long last i have rediscovered the amazing thing i was going to tell you all!

now...i'm just giving a warning...

TURN OFF YOUR VIVID IMAGINATIONS AND TAKE THIS STORY FOR SIMPLY WHAT IT IS! DO NOT DWELL.

got that?

so i don't remember quite clearly how i came about this discovery...but! i thought it was hilarious all the same...granted...i was there when it first happened and also haven't been waiting for a good month or so to figure out what it is...so yeah...anywho i hope i don't let you down...

so...i have alot of hair....A LOT! it is really thick and i shed everywhere! mark is always laughing at me and the large clumps of hair that we have to pull out of the drain after each of my showers...and the numberless hairs that he pulls off of my coat during sacrament meeting in church....( you would think that i'd be bald by now....but no...it's still as thick as ever....:] )

well we woke one morning and started getting ready for the day...mark was getting ready to get in the shower when (like always) he found one of my hairs on his chest....so he grabbed it to toss from himself as he got in the shower ( probably thinking the shower didn't need to be tortured while he was in it ) and was very surprised when he found that it was not one of my head hairs....no, no, no, no, no...but that it was attached!...to him!

YES! my dear friends...mark has a hair on his chest that is a good 3-4 inches long!

i think i laughed quite generously for the rest of the day...:]

good times...

i love my husband...

i decided to spare you all the pain of pictures....however...maybe if you ask nicely...:}

4 comments:

Gneiting Family said...

Wait till it starts growing out of his nose and ears....Muuuaaahhaa haa haa . Aging...what fun it is!

Karen said...

That is so funny! Dave gets those random black hairs too on his back and chest. But his are only 1-2 inches long. You should really get that check out, Mark :P
And Whit, I'm totally the same way. I shed like CRAZY!! Whenever I shower, I end up with a big clump of hair, then after I brush it, another big clump of hair, then after the blow drying, the floor is covered with MORE hair!! Seriously, where does it all come from????

Anonymous said...

Whitney we miss U!!!!! havent talked to u in a while. Hope things are going well!!! The only really big news is we have a 2nd vehicle a truck. I know its not big news but ya we miss u we want to call u one of these days so ya We love u we love u we love u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mike and tia

whit erin said...

karen....did i mention that every time we sweep our rug we find a rat.....of my hair....like...large amounts of it....and you can totally tell that you can't get all of it out when you sweep it....i don't think that rug will ever be the same again...
lol
with all the wigs i've found i'm amazed i still have as much hair as i do (a black girl here told me that i have gorgeous hair and enough that i would look cool with lots of little braids....i decided to take it as a compliment despite the fact that i don't think i can pull that look off very well...)


mike and tia WE LOVE YOU TOO!!!! we will have to have a party when we get home....;]

and yes hethre...aging is bliss isn't it? well it is if you have the right sense of humor...:]